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23rd January:

New Site Nearly Unveiled

The site you see here was originally launched in early 1998. It did well to stand the test of time, but in reality it was always a fairly untogether thing that evolved on its own.

Now we have nearly (after trying to find some time in the last 6 months) finished the all new, glistening, ready for this millennium Paradox Cafe Universal.

You can have a quick sneak preview here. In the meantime, stop hassling us to update the site!

 

21st July:

New Toy!

We took the new toy away

Above you will see a strange icon.. it's not that strange really, but if you click on it you will be able to talk to us live. You can get hold of a real human. This is almost better than our WAP hosting services!

We did have what we thought was going to be great little toy called Human Click. It has potential, but slowed the site down a bit. If you want to know more, go to http://www.HumanClick.com/

 

8th May:

Site Launch:

ConciseB2B.com

"Concise Aerospace is considered by those doing business in Russia and the CIS as their best source of in-depth information and analysis on the sector in the region. Our subscribers include aerospace companies, government agencies and airlines both in and out of the region."

Featuring our Web-WAP publishing system developed with US partners CanvasDreams.com.

You have a small magazine that you want to grow into a business, you want to deliver news on the web, you want to create an information portal, you want to reach people's WAP phones with Wireless Application technology. All this is possible, and even more, with our Web/WAP Publishing System as used on Concise Aerospace Magazine.

Try Concise Aerospace on WAP
http://conciseb2b.com/aerospace/wap/

Subscribers get a short URL!

Now you can publish news on Web and WAP in under a minute!

If you want to discuss how we can help you make money out of eM-commerce, please use the contact form below and we'll be right back in touch.

 

28th Mar:
Updated: 21 Apr

WAP Services Now Available!

ParadoxCafe.com is quite excited by all this WAP stuff and we think you should be too.

With immediate effect we are now offering WAP Hosting for only $150 a year.. [but read this first!]

We can turn your Web site into a WAP site in a matter of weeks. Stick your database on the end of someone's mobile phone! Deliver news on the move! Have Fun!

Think of the investment money you can raise with one little three letter acronym! This is like the web starting all over again..

Contact us using the form below for more details and we'll respond within 24 hours.

"eM-commerce solutions that bite!"

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22nd Sep '99:

You heard about it here first..

..now you can Buy the Book

The Cluetrain Manifesto
Locke, Levine, Searls & Weinberger

(Book sales in association with Amazon.com)

 

 

1st Sep '99:

New Site Launch

net-lets.com

the best place to find a flat in London..

 

 

25 July '99:

Puzzled?

We did this a while ago, but it seems to have only just caught on...

Anyway... while you are here reading this, you might as well try it too. Click here now to find out what 'this' is.

 

 

12 July '99:

TODAY'S VIRUS ALERT!

Dead Cows, Bill Gates, Y2K

Back Orifice 2000

All you need to know and more at the new, resplendant
VICE Consulting

with full Back Orifice/Office 2000 Virus info at:
http://paradoxcafe.com/VICE/bo2kadvice.html

 

 

29 June '99:

Paradox Cafe now Speaks Spanish!

PARADOXCAFE - DISEÑO DE NUEVOS MEDIOS

..abre su ventana al mundo hispanohablante, desde ahora podemos atenderle también en Español.

Si desea más información puede llamarnos al 00 34 676 674 429

O E-mail a: informacion@paradoxcafe.com

 

 

1 June '99:

NEW SITE LAUNCH

Paradox Cafe is pleased to announce the launch of

http://PerformanceTools.com

featuring

VALUER

Find out how much your business is worth now!

 

 

20 May '99:

The 'Mobile Phone Virus' Hoax

Go Here for your Next Clue!

 

see also: http://cluetrain.com

 

 

25 Mar '99:

THE CLUETRAIN MANIFESTO
http://www.cluetrain.com/

For possibly the most important thing that you will read and see this year... the spark that could ignite a huge change in business... the last paradigm of the millennium... we strongly urge you to visit:

The Cluetrain Manifesto

Now buy the book!

 

2 Feb '99:

Proud Members of

The EGR Extended Mutual Admiration Society

1999

 

 

14 Dec '98:

Paradox Christmas Special

Just to prove that we really do get into Christmas...

Special Christmas Edition

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Observations - apropos of nothing

ICQ with No 'IQ'
Sept '98

The one thing the web has done in recent years for the rest of the world, is to increase the likelihood of talking to an American. This can have some amusing consequences as we shall see.

Using the popular ICQ chat software from Mirabilis, one is able to randomly select willing participants for 'chat' - [For those who don't know ICQ, this is not 'chat' in the verbal sense, but in fact 'typing on your keyboard frantically without making much sense'. It amounts to the same thing really.]

When you are selected by someone else for Random Chat, neither party knows who the other is; like a kind of blind date. This is important, OK? You cannot see the other person, and you do not know who they are and vica versa.

So.. One day I was selected by someone for a Random Chat (without them knowing who I was, and in the secure knowledge, one would think, that I did not know who they were). It went like this:

 

ICQ User: Hi feel like chatting?

Me: Hi... How are you? Where are you from?

ICQ User: Fine. I just graduated from college!!

Me: Great! Congratulations! Hey... haven't I seen you before somewhere?

ICQ User: No I don't think so

Me: Yes I have.. I saw you coming down the stairs this morning!

ICQ User: No I think you must have me mistaken for someone else.

Me: No I definitely saw you this morning on the stairs

ICQ User: No you never saw me this morning, you must have me mistaken for someone else I have never seen you in my life. Bye!

Well that was the end of that conversation. But how did she know that I hadn't seen her before?

Take our advice: Call Paradox Cafe for your next Internet Project and we'll take the 'C' out of Confusion.

 


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"There are about 963,000 web design/new media companies in the world. We don't want to compete with them... We want to help them!

If you want something that makes you look as good as you ought to feel... If you want a bit of class, to look a little better than them, to have a better virtual haircut.. Wouldn't you go to someone who had been there from the start? Someone who had developed their own brand of design. Someone who had the quality and standards to design for the BBC?

Paradox Cafe operates in 3 European countries - this makes us open, warm and receptive... It also means that we talk to more people in more languages in more countries everyday than the average design company does in ten years.

We understand the subtleties of the cross-cultural differences in your markets and can help you to 'hit the nail on the head' by translating not only your language, but your entire image into a web presence that will make your head swell with glee as you see the envious looks of your competitors!

We can generate your Internet image with the European finesse and quality that can only be gained from years of experience and generations of unbridled breeding.

We don't cost the earth, we're fun to work with and our end products are 963,000 times better."

A High Ranking Member of Paradox Cafe, Aug 1998


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