(0)7092 184 424
(0)676 674 429
(0)616 215 777
(0)705 069 3888
||1 888 214 0520
to Paradox Cafe!
& new media design
web & wireless sites that make you money
"Purveyors to the Trade"
solutions that bite!
Site Nearly Unveiled
site you see here was originally launched in early 1998. It did
well to stand the test of time, but in reality it was always a
fairly untogether thing that evolved on its own.
we have nearly (after trying to find some time in the last 6 months)
finished the all new, glistening, ready for this millennium Paradox
can have a quick sneak preview here.
In the meantime, stop hassling us to update the site!
took the new toy away
you will see a strange icon.. it's not that
strange really, but if you click on it you will be able to talk
to us live. You can get hold of a real human. This is almost better
than our WAP hosting services!
did have what we thought was going to be great little toy called
Human Click. It has potential, but slowed the site down a bit.
If you want to know more, go to http://www.HumanClick.com/
Aerospace is considered by those doing business in Russia
and the CIS as their best source of in-depth information
and analysis on the sector in the region. Our subscribers include
aerospace companies, government agencies and airlines
both in and out of the region."
our Web-WAP publishing system developed with US partners
have a small magazine that you want to grow into a business,
you want to deliver news on the web, you want to create an information
portal, you want to reach people's WAP phones with Wireless
Application technology. All this is possible, and even more,
with our Web/WAP Publishing System as used on Concise
Concise Aerospace on WAP
get a short URL!
you can publish news on Web and WAP in under a minute!
you want to discuss how we can help you make money out of eM-commerce,
please use the contact form below
and we'll be right back in touch.
Updated: 21 Apr
Services Now Available!
is quite excited by all this WAP stuff and we think you should
immediate effect we are now offering WAP Hosting for
only $150 a year.. [but read
can turn your Web site into a WAP site in a matter of weeks.
Stick your database on the end of someone's mobile phone!
Deliver news on the move! Have Fun!
of the investment money you can raise with one little three
letter acronym! This is like the web starting all over again..
Updated every 15 minutes
heard about it here first..
you can Buy the Book
Locke, Levine, Searls & Weinberger
sales in association with Amazon.com)
best place to find a flat in London..
a while ago, but it seems to have only just caught on...
while you are here reading this, you might as well try it too.
now to find out what 'this' is.
Cows, Bill Gates, Y2K
you need to know and more at the new, resplendant
full Back Orifice/Office 2000 Virus info at:
Cafe now Speaks Spanish!
- DISEÑO DE NUEVOS MEDIOS
su ventana al mundo hispanohablante, desde ahora podemos atenderle
también en Español.
Si desea más información puede llamarnos al 00
34 676 674 429
O E-mail a: email@example.com
Cafe is pleased to announce the launch of
out how much your business is worth now!
'Mobile Phone Virus' Hoax
Here for your Next Clue!
possibly the most important thing that you will read and see this
year... the spark that could ignite a huge change in business...
the last paradigm of the millennium... we strongly urge you to
The Cluetrain Manifesto
buy the book!
Extended Mutual Admiration Society
to prove that we really do get into Christmas...
4 Browser Required!
- apropos of nothing
with No 'IQ'
one thing the web has done in recent years for the rest of the
world, is to increase the likelihood of talking to an American.
This can have some amusing consequences as we shall see.
the popular ICQ chat software from Mirabilis,
one is able to randomly select willing participants for 'chat'
- [For those who don't know ICQ, this is not 'chat' in the verbal
sense, but in fact 'typing on your keyboard frantically without
making much sense'. It amounts to the same thing really.]
you are selected by someone else for Random Chat, neither party
knows who the other is; like a kind of blind date. This is important,
OK? You cannot see the other person, and you do not know
who they are and vica versa.
One day I was selected by someone for a Random Chat (without them
knowing who I was, and in the secure knowledge, one would think,
that I did not know who they were). It went like this:
User: Hi feel like chatting?
Hi... How are you? Where are you from?
User: Fine. I just graduated from college!!
Great! Congratulations! Hey... haven't I seen you before
User: No I don't think so
Yes I have.. I saw you coming down the stairs this morning!
User: No I think you must have me mistaken for someone
No I definitely saw you this morning on the stairs
User: No you never saw me this morning, you must have
me mistaken for someone else I have never seen you in my
that was the end of that conversation. But how did she know that
I hadn't seen her before?
our advice: Call Paradox Cafe for your next Internet Project
and we'll take the 'C' out of Confusion.
If you think we have been unduly unkind to either ICQ Users or
Americans, please E-Mail
us and we will be glad to discuss this with you.
are about 963,000 web design/new media companies in the
world. We don't want to compete with them... We want to help them!
you want something that makes you look as good as you ought
to feel... If you want a bit of class, to look a little
better than them, to have a better virtual haircut.. Wouldn't
you go to someone who had been there from the start? Someone who
had developed their own brand of design. Someone who had the quality
and standards to design for the BBC?
Cafe operates in 3 European countries - this makes us open,
warm and receptive... It also means that we talk to more people
in more languages in more countries everyday than the average
design company does in ten years.
understand the subtleties of the cross-cultural differences
in your markets and can help you to 'hit the nail on the head'
by translating not only your language, but your entire
image into a web presence that will make your head swell with
glee as you see the envious looks of your competitors!
can generate your Internet image with the European finesse
and quality that can only be gained from years of experience
and generations of unbridled breeding.
don't cost the earth, we're fun to work with and our end
products are 963,000 times better."
High Ranking Member of Paradox Cafe, Aug 1998
Contact us using this form: